Izzy Gomez quotes from Tugs

¡Viva, viva, viva! You guys is always trying to tell me I need a tow! Move out of my way please!

Captain Star

[narrating] Izzy Gomez (the old tramper) had failed all day to get a cheap tow into port. So, he decided to try and sneak in for Free, with the help of the fog.

Hello, hello!

Hmm!

Ha ha! You never learn, do you, Izzy? Eh? [Chuckles] Crime doesn't pay, you know!

Don’t know what you talk about.

Slipping into port, on your own, without a tow? Well I hope you run aground! I'll be there; you'll be my salvage!

Hey, I no salvage! Okay. Fifty, most I give you for a tow.

Eh?! Get lost! Not for Five Hundred! You'll be worth more as scrap! [leaves]

Well, I did ask about a tow, and I did not get a tow, so…. [pulls up anchor]

Heh. That Izzy. I'll get him one day! Anyway, with luck, there should be a few distress calls today, eh? Suckers always pay at least double to get 'em out of trouble.

[sneaks into port in the fog] It’s very foggy, but if I see nobody, nobody can see me, Hmm. So I get into port free. It's good! [Izzy sees the White Fleet] Hey! You watch where you're going! ….Why they don't answer? Is funny…. Ay Carumba, is-a Ghosts! Oh, don't take me, I got a tow already, he's on his way, please don't take me! AHHH!!!

Captain Star

[narrating] The Ghost Tugs slid silently into the fog. Zorran was so shaken, he sailed around in a circle and met Izzy again.

Ooof, Ahh! Oh, er, Oh it's you… Heh heh… Not got far, have you?

Amigo, give me a tow, I pay what you want, any price you say!

Er, no Izzy, my old friend, er- I'll tow you in for free, I need some Company getting back to port. Ha ha…

Well, look what the tide's brought in! Izzy Gomez! Ha!

Hey, you guys, I need a tow.

We don't accept bananas as payment. (chuckles)

Hey, big shots, you towing the Duchess or something?

What would you know about it, you South American heap of junk?

What I know? I sit around, waiting for nobody to tow me. (Zorran starts, but is interrupted) The Duchess, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy.

But Duchess isn't due till this afternoon--

SHUT UP, DINGHY BRAIN! C'MON! (Zak mumbles under his breath after he and Zorran leave Izzy.)

Captain Star

[TV version only] There had been a change, but the Stars didn't know this. Here was a chance for Captain Zero to put one over on us.

Que dia! What a day! I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas!

'Ere, what's that?! Who's there? Oh... Izzy, it's you.

Yeah, and about time too. Warrior promised me a tow.

Oh, well I've gotta find Sunshine.

Why? What's the matter?

Er, he.. Disappeared. I s'pose he's ashamed after causing the accident with the Duchess.

Sunshine didn't cause no accident, I saw eet. Zorran pushed him.

What?! Are you sure?

As sure as I know I got a lot of bananas and I need a tow.

Yeah, I had a feeling those Z-Stacks were up to something! 'Ere, wait-a-minute, I must tell the others.

Hey, what about my tow?

[TV version only] Look, I'll see you get one. Thanks, Izzy.

Hey, there's Izzy! What a bonus if I could tow him as well… Ahoy, Izzy Gomez, wake up!

Sí, er, what time is eet? Oh, Warrior, it's you.

Want a tow? Give you a good price.

¡Ay, ay, ay! You wake me up to tell me funny jokes, eh?

It's no joke. I'll give you a special rate. Say; One Hundred?

Not even for Ten, gringo. Now you wake me so early, I have all thees daylight and the sea, she' very calm.

Wha? You wouldn't go in on your own?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't…

You are crazy, Izzy. Risking going in on your own for measly hundred.

(Moans to himself) Umph!

Anyway, it's against the law!

Well, if it isn't my old amigo, Izzy. Want a tow?

Eh, you Stars never let anyone siesta in peace. I already tell Warrior, I no need no tow!

Don't blow your stack! I only asked. You already promised a tow to another tug?

Uh uh… See listen, I… I don't need you tugs fussing around me all the time. Okay?!

Sorry I asked… Go back to sleep, Izzy.

You want to tow me as well, huh, Z-Stacks?

Get lost, Izzy!

Eh, Gringo, been out in the sun to long… Eh, gringos, who needs them? I think I try to sail into port without a tow.

Come on, Zip! Zug, help me out!

I'll have to go ask Captain Zero. It's your salvage.

Never mind salvage! Tugs should help each other!

I'll get help! I'll get Big Mac!

Ten Cents, you alright? Why aren't those two idiots helping you?

Zip and Zug? They're waiting for me to become a pile of junk!

Oh no no! No! No!

Yes, well I'll report them for this!

What for? Ten Cents said it was his salvage. He did. Didn't he, Zip?

Well, yes. Yes!

Yeah well you said that. not me!

[Propping Gomez up using Lord stinker] I can't get under there, Ten Cents. I'm too tall! But Lord Stinker can help.