Captain Zero quotes from Tugs

I say, what's this all about? Star Fleet and Z Fleet together? Whatever next?

We're wasting time!

Captain Star

Silence!

Ten Cents' barge's the only ones gone…

Yeah, bet he knows what it’s about!

Him stealing barges. That’s what!

Cut that out about Ten Cents!

Yeah! Watch it, see?

Just careful what you say!

Captain Star

I said silence! Captain Zero and me have had a meeting. Missing barges is serious, we’re going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Captain Zero…

I know of a scheme to catch this Pirate…

Ha! I expect he knows several.

Aye, Set a crook to catch a crook!

What are you suggesting?!?

Captain Star

Quiet! We've decided to Set a trap.

Certain Barges are being rigged with flares that will Trigger off if the barge is even touched! Never mind Stolen.

Now listen to me and listen good. The Star Fleet are about to get the Ocean Liner Contract. [The Z-Stacks grumble in disappointment] And I'm NOT HAPPY!

We're not smiling, Captain Zero.

I'm glad you don't find it 'funny', Zorran. Now I want that contract, and YOU'RE going to get it for me!

But, How? I thought that...

I don't expect you to 'THINK', You're a Team, the Best, the Better Looking, more Powerful, and dare I say, More Devious...

I like that bit about Better Looking.

Yes, but what's Devious?

What's DEVIOUS is what's NECESSARY to make an Honest Living, in these days of CORRUPTION, and 'Bad Business Ethics'!

Oh.

Now, Fire up your boilers and get that Duchess Contract, there's NO TIME TO LOSE!

No problem, that bunch of Clapped out Sardine cans are gonna' find they've missed the boat, or My name's not Zorran...(laughing Deviously)

But it is Zorran! Isn't it?

So it turns out you were seen!

Impossible! I made sure!

Don't argue with me, You were SEEN! Now the Duchess knows what you did and we don't get the contract! What kind of idiots do I have working for me?

Really devious-

Shut it, Zip!

Uh, sorry about that, sir.

Er, Yeah, Sorry, Captain Zero.

Sorry.

Sorry?! Sorry? I DON't WANT TO HEAR! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! ALL OF YOU!!!