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S1 E12

True Blood · Season 1, Episode 12

Tara and Eggs in “You'll Be the Death of Me”

[about Maryann] So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?

[laughing] She's right about you. You are funny.

Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?

She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.

It was vodka. Really cheap vodka.

Hey, I'm not judging you... Believe me. When Maryann found me, I was... let's just say I was a hell of a lot worse off than you. She's a miracle worker. You'll see.

Yeah, well. I won't be stickin' around that long.

It's too bad.

My momma, when she thought somethin' was too good to be true, she'd say, Satan in a Sunday hat. That's exactly what this is.

You know it took me a long time to stop looking over my shoulder too. But there's good people in this world. Sometimes, good shit happens.

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