Lafayette Reynolds quotes from True Blood

Sookie

[looking down at Pam and Tara in the newly dug hole in the ground] Aren't you supposed to be holding her or something?

Pam

Back off all right! I've done this before.

Lafayette

Oh thank the fucking lord for that.

Pam

It's not to say it ended especially well.

Sookie

Hey, we had deal. This ain't gonna work if you don't try.

Pam

I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.

Lafayette

Let me get this hetero straight. You're a vampire who can come out in the daylight?

Yeah, in a nutshell.

Lafayette

Ah, now there go the damn neighborhood.

Sookie

You ready for this?

Lafayette

Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.