Pam quotes from True Blood

Jessica

So Pam, when you're feedin' on someone, how do you not kill 'em?

Pam

Bill didn't teach you that?

Jessica

Bill doesn't want me to feed on people. And now he's gone, and...

Pam

It's in the heartbeat. You feel it in the blood.

Pam

You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric

Let's see how this plays out Pam. Can always taunt later.

Pam

Did you sleep at all?

Eric

[takes a bloody towel and wipes his bleeding nose] I'm fine.

Pam

The guards still outside?

Eric

[nods] Pam, whatever the Authority decides, I will not allow you to take any responsibility.

Pam

You didn't kill the Magister.

Eric

But politically I'm a much cleaner scapegoat. Who's easier to pin it on: a sheriff in your custody or a king that might be anywhere? If they search Russell's palace they'll find the remains of his lover.

Pam

What did he do to you?

Eric

Nothing. But he was the nearest thing to Russell Edgington's heart. He had to die.

Pam

A hundred years I've been with you. Why did you never say anything about Russell or your family?

Eric

You didn't need to know. What good would it do to share my pain with you?

Pam

You didn't need to carry it all by yourself.

Eric

I am not weak. I was a sole survivor. The burden's mine alone.

Pam

We've lived through so much for so long. It can't end this quickly...

Eric

Everything ends. Even the immortal.... If I can't go on, you must make a new vampire. It is your time to be a Maker.

Pam

She insisted.

Eric

She always does. [he nods and Pam leaves]

Sookie

What did you mean, you're "not gonna be around much longer"?

Eric

Don't pretend you care about me. This is about Bill. Deep down, you know you shouldn't trust him.

Sookie

Okay. Tell me why.

Eric

[gets up and walks to her, leaning close] Well, here's the truth. There are forces beyond even my control. If I meet the true death without having at least kissed you, Sookie Stackhouse, that would be my biggest regret.

Sookie

Why does it sound like you're saying goodbye to me?

Eric

Cause I am.

Sookie

Okay, I get it. I'm irresistible and intoxicating, but keeping things from me does not exactly help your cause. Tell me why I shouldn't trust Bill.

Eric

What?

Pam

Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.

Nan

Stop. Cut. [points] That is the man we want.

Eric

What? Pam not so good?

Nan

She's fine if you happen to be blind, deaf and an idiot.

Pam

What's idiotic is that the AVI believes the public to be so naive.

Nan

I have proof. Scientific. People are far dumber than they realize.

Pam

We'll get your life back. I swear.

Eric

I don't want it! The things I've done, I... I don't want to remember.

Pam

You don't know what you're saying.

Eric

I'm not the vampire you think I am. Not anymore.

Pam

Don’t you threaten him, you incompetent bitch!

Nan

True death for you too!

Sookie

[looking down at Pam and Tara in the newly dug hole in the ground] Aren't you supposed to be holding her or something?

Pam

Back off all right! I've done this before.

Lafayette

Oh thank the fucking lord for that.

Pam

It's not to say it ended especially well.

Sookie

Hey, we had deal. This ain't gonna work if you don't try.

Pam

I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.