Jeremy Clarkson quotes from Top Gear

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Do you know where third gear was after that? It was all over the track.

Jeremy

[to Tennant] If you'd worn a see through top you'd have been faster than Simon Cowell.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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That's it for this programme and indeed this series. We're off now to get very drunk. Goodnight!

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Tonight: Can an Austin Allegro fly? Can we solve the fuel crisis? And making a better police car: How hard can it be?

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That is the sound of money exploding!

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So, a Top Gear Top Tip: if you've been affected by the fuel crisis, this is the supercar to buy!

Jeremy

No, seriously, if you go to Korea, don't order a cauliflower cheese, because it won't be what you think.

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I'm doing this road test all wrong, cause I'm mocking all this technology. And that's not really fair. It's not like Ferrari aftershave...this is what a Ferrari should be like. [Thick Italian accent] "You make mistake, I kill."

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Some say that after making love, he bites the head off his partner. And that he's had to give up binge drinking now that it's gone to one pound eighteen to a litre. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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Officer Barbie has arrived!

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"In jail no one can hear you scream" - scary.

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[voiceover] It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it.

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What is it? "Ambitious, but rubbish."

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[voiceover] Sadly there was one invention James hadn't considered.