Michael quotes from Top Chef

I'm, like, so out of my league.

[on guest judge Anthony Bourdain] Personally, I totally look up to the guy. He's not scared to tell someone their food sucks. Just hope he doesn't tell me I suck.

[of the QuickFire Challenge] I don't eat raw food, so I'm like, 'What the hell am I gonna do?'

I'm getting to the end, where like I'm plating up, and Frank's working next to me, and he's humping some gorilla on his prep table or something, you know. Shaking everything. It's like a freaking 7.0 earthquake. I hope Frank goes home.

I love mayo, man. I'll eat it right out of the can.

Where's Marcel?

Crying.

I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.