[On Michael] It's like Betty Crocker and Charles Manson had a love child, and he's cooking for me.
“Thanksgiving” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Anthony Bourdain (5), Carlos (3), Betty (1), Elia (1), Michael (1)
[on Michael's dishes] That was so perverse, so inappropriate, I'm almost beginning to respect him.
What kind of crack house are you running here?
[about Marcel] Gastro Boy has balls!
[after being dismissed from the competition] I'm going to go home and have a margarita.
Looking forward to smashing the hopes and dreams and ambitions...
[on guest judge Anthony Bourdain] Personally, I totally look up to the guy. He's not scared to tell someone their food sucks. Just hope he doesn't tell me I suck.
[discussing soup Elia will make] I think mushroom would be lovely with what we're serving, but this is your dish.
EElia
I truly do not care anymore.
Well, then, make Cheez Whiz.
[after being asked why it took him four hours to prepare his salad] If you're saying that I sat on my butt --
I came here for my Top Chef diploma, and I may not graduate, but I definitely got an education.
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