“Unhappy Customers” quotes from Top Chef

Everybody loves meat on a stick!

I went to culinary school, my parents spent tons of money... and I came out with a deep love of mayonnaise.

I love mayo, man. I'll eat it right out of the can.

[from his rap session on the roof] It's taken every ounce that I've got not to pop you in the face cause you're all a disgrace to the human race....

Where's Marcel?

Crying.

I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.

Ilan

[trying to talk Elia into selling out her teammate Marcel] If you guys go up to the loser's block, then you just blame everything on Marcel.

I don't wanna be in that Judges' Table for negative comment ever again, ever!