Ilan Hall quotes from Top Chef

Ilan

You know what's really funny Marcel, the first day I got here I've been wanting to smack you across the face. Why don't you fucking go to a new school, learn some shit, go to France, go to Spain, go travel, go relax, go learn how to use some fucking salt, paprika, come back to me, you know, come to New York, maybe I'll show you how to cook a little bit. I'll show you how to grill something. But until then shut the fuck up, keep making your foams and go cry in a corner!

Ilan

Because Gluttony is a Sin so closely related to food, if I can't get this one right, then I should go home right now.

Ilan

[during soliloquy, in reference to Marcel's sea urchin sting] I would love to pee on Marcel

Ilan

[trying to talk Elia into selling out her teammate Marcel] If you guys go up to the loser's block, then you just blame everything on Marcel.

I don't wanna be in that Judges' Table for negative comment ever again, ever!

[while prepping for Ilan] Marcel, do you want me to toast it with nothing on it fo–

Ilan

[interrupting in an outraged tone] What did you just call me?!

Oh my God, I should be shot!

[reading a viewer question] "Ilan, do you think anyone was cast for their looks more than their cooking ability, like Sam, Cliff, or Camille?"

Ilan

Yeah, I can only judge from my season.

And?

Ilan

And, yeah, absolutely. I think Frank was always a prime example. [everybody laughs]

[about her comment on American comfort food] I was simply describing it, just as I would say, "Indian people put chutney with their curry!"

Padma

We don't, by the way, but... [laughs]

Ilan

You totally fucked it up now!

Now you've ostracized all of us!