A character in The Vicar of Dibley
Played by Gary Waldhorn
The Vicar of Dibley · 78 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Vicar of Dibley: in 17 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Geraldine Granger (10), Owen Newitt (10), Jim Trott (5)
What's worse than not selling any tickets at all?
Well selling one ticket. But selling it to a serial killer.
No, no, no, no, th-that's right. Who comes on the stage, and slits all our throats, and then leaves us all in a great pool of blood!
DavidDoes anyone actually have this serial killer's address?
DavidYes well, there is one little thing: I brought along a bottle of champagne, because although she may not realize it, the Vicar last weekend did her 100th Wedding while she's been here.
[everyone cheers and David pops the cork off the bottle as Hugo brings glasses to the table]
[surprised] Really? 100? Goodness me. So that's 100 happy-in-love brides and grooms and... and I'm always the Vicar... I'm never the bride...
[Geraldine starts to break down]
I'm alw-I'm always in the cassack... I'm never in the lovely big white frocks...
[Geraldine starts crying]
DavidSomebody cheer her up.
I'll marry you, Dollyknockers!
Shut up!
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