“Yes well, there is one little thing: I...” – David, The Vicar of Dibley ... TV Quotes Database

Yes well, there is one little thing: I brought along a bottle of champagne, because although she may not realize it, the Vicar last weekend did her 100th Wedding while she's been here.

[everyone cheers and David pops the cork off the bottle as Hugo brings glasses to the table]

Geraldine

[surprised] Really? 100? Goodness me. So that's 100 happy-in-love brides and grooms and... and I'm always the Vicar... I'm never the bride...

[Geraldine starts to break down]

Geraldine

I'm alw-I'm always in the cassack... I'm never in the lovely big white frocks...

[Geraldine starts crying]

David

Somebody cheer her up.

Owen

I'll marry you, Dollyknockers!

Geraldine

Shut up!

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