A character in The Vicar of Dibley
Played by Liz Smith
The Vicar of Dibley · 78 quotes
8th most-quoted character in The Vicar of Dibley: in 4 of its 78 quotes
[delighted] I've just been told the news; what a total and utter unmitigated cock-up! I thought the fair in '87 was embarrassing enough when those bloody kids put cannabis in the cupcakes, but this really is the queen of balls-ups! Hundreds of people waiting to see Elton John and you invite Rambling Syd Rumpo!
Mrs CropleyI rather enjoyed the fair in '87. Such larks!
Mrs CropleyNibble, Vicar? It's chocolate spread.
Chocolate? You promise?
Mrs CropleyYes.
Alright then, I will. [Takes a bite of cake and pulls a face] Hm. Very, uh, unusual taste.
Mrs CropleyYes, well I put in a bit of taramosalata as well.
Did you? Would you excuse me a moment! [Runs to the bathroom.]
Mrs. CropleyThe question is whether I bring the snails I've got for my new recipe.
What recipe is that?
Mrs. CropleyBread and Butter Pudding Surprise.
[looking at the giant vegetable Jim has grown] Well, bugger me.
Mrs. CropleyYou know, it's time the vicar did something about your bad language.
[looks at the vegetable]
Ooh, it is a big bugger, though, isn't it?
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