What's worse than not selling any tickets at all?
Well selling one ticket. But selling it to a serial killer.
No, no, no, no, th-that's right. Who comes on the stage, and slits all our throats, and then leaves us all in a great pool of blood!
Does anyone actually have this serial killer's address?
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