(Hank watches the fight between Phantom Limb and David Bowie)
Whoa, check it! That's, like, Dracula versus Yoda in there!
S2Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II)
I'm fine! I was pinned under... I think it's Phantom Limb's leg...
Give it here! I want to kick his smug, limey face in with it.. (Monarch notices David Bowie moving into earshot as he said "limey") ....oh.....
Well, gotta run, luv! (kisses Doctor Girlfriend) Villainous coup to squash; Strangers to execute; you know how it is! Congratulations both of you! (shape changes into an eagle) Ta!
(David Bowie transforms into an eagle and flies away.)
Doc, you’re OK.
DVDoctor Venture
I swallowed a gold filling during the crash, so we have to hook up the metal detector to the toilet again. What did we miss?
The guy from Labyrinth turned into a bird!
2#21
So The Sovereign recorded Station to Station?!
2#24
And ChangesOne? I love that album!
2#21
Could you be a bigger poseur? ChangesOne was a "best of"!
IKInsect King
No! Not the ring of power! It's the only thing that can steal my black heart.
Eat it!
[Dean begins randomly stabbing the Insect King]
IKInsect King
Ow-eeee that fucking hurts! Ow! Right down to the thorax, Dick! But it missed my Black heart.
Die!
[Dean severes the Insect King's arm and leg]
IKInsect King
Ow, dude stop already, you're not even aiming for my black heart!
I vanquish you!
IKInsect King
Come on, those are reproductive organs! Will you take the fucking hint and stab me in the heart already?!
I got it! Your evil black heart is where your power comes from!
IKInsect King (feigning chagrin)
Oh no, you have learned my terrible secret!
MHMonarch Henchman
Come on! Come on! I wanna go with you guys!
Fuck off! It only seats Two! Two!
(Interior The Monarch escape pod)
Wooo, you're insatiable, woman. Now that's one myth about married life we can scratch off the list, huh?
Ya...You...know I nev..I never actually said I do.
Well you never said you don't.
Well there's something else I haven't said, It, uh, it might... change things.
Is it, "Let's go again?" 'Cause I'm gonna need a few...
No, okay...deep breath, Sheila, you've been rehearsing this...
(Dr. Girlfriend takes a deep breath)
Monarch, I'm....
(Cut to exterior of Monarch's escape pod)
(angrily) WHAT!?
[Dr. Orpheus carries Dean in his arms]
Don’t panic, Dean is safe. Safe in the magic hands of the Order of the... [Orpheus trips on Phantom Limb limb’s then drops Dean]
Ow, hey pop!
VDr. Venture
Dean was missing, nice job Brock.
Peoples, somebody here lose an invisible...
[Alchemist realizes he’s pick up one of Phantom Limb limb’s. Then has a sinister look on his face]
Oh... Oh, I'm keeping this.
KNKlaus Nomi
Did ve win?
IPIggy Pop
Kinda. Get the girl. A bonus. Free smokes, man.
[Klaus drags Dr. Girlfriend away by her hair going pass the Monarch’s henchman]
IPIggy Pop
Don't bother stamping your feet. We don't do encores.
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