The Ventures crash land in Ünderland. Baron Ünderbheit captures them, obsessed with taking revenge on Dr. Venture, but mistakes Dean for a woman. Brock, Hank, and Dr. Venture are meanwhile rescued by Catclops and Girl Hitler's underground resistance group.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
VDr. Venture
Henry Alan Venture! Are you hearing this? What do you have to say for yourself?
(in a low voice) I am the Bat.
VDr. Venture
Yes, yes, you're "The Bat!" And the Bat is the reason we didn't take best costume, mister, again! Last year it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion and "The Bat!" Oh and how about the time we were the hard rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and the Bat?!
The night is mine!
VDr. Venture
Sell it somewhere else, Hank. It's not me you should be apologizing to. Poor Brock spent a month sewing his group theme appropriate costume.
(normal voice) That's probably why he won best costume.
VDr. Venture
What, is that sass I hear? (sarcastically) Oh, look everybody! Hank's back!
Ow!
What's the matter?
My tongue keeps getting caught in the mouth slit.
Don't stick it in the slit then.
I can't help it! It's maddening.
MManservant
He's here, your graciousness!
MManservant
Dr. Venture, your...
Say it again and it will be your last... time... saying his name.
Ooh, my sweet little Rusty, how many years have I longed for this moment? How many years has it been since... COLLEGE!?!
Say hello to goodbye, Dr. Venture!
(The X-1 is going down)
(in the fetal position)I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat...
Lock down auxiliary power!
Gotta make it to the border!!
Chewie, lock down auxiliary power!
(The X-1 is crash landing)
VDr. Venture
Minefield, minefield!
I SEE IT!!
Everybody into the black box! It's indestructible!
(after the X-1 crashes)
VDr. Venture
Yeah, pretty sure my scoliosis is going the other way now.
My butt won't stop making a fist!
At least you have one.
VDr. Venture
You're blessed with your father's ass, Dean. Learn to love stadium cushions. I told you to lock down...
We don't have auxiliary power!!!
(Brock Samson has just handed Doctor Venture a tooth containing arsenic)
Don't take all of it.
Or else what? I'll accidentally overdose on poison?
(Hank scouts around the corner and sees several Underland Guardsman. He silently gives Brock a complex series of commando-style code gestures)
You have no idea what that means, do you?
Sure I do!
You're just having fun with your hands, aren't you?
No...
Brock! Questioning?
That's the one.
(grabs the guard) WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? (guard spins and locks Hank) Ow!
We know that part, Hank. Like this. (grabs guard's groin, guard screams in pain) Where's the wedding be held? Talk!
GÜnderbheit Guard
Go ahead! The pain will be nothing compared to what the master will do to me if I betray him! (Brock clenches tighter, screams more) This is still nothing compared to what the master... (Brock appears shocked) What?
...Nothin'.
GÜnderbheit Guard
No, what?
I, uh... I don't- I don't know how to tell you this but I... feel a, uh... a lump.
GÜnderbheit Guard
Are you serious?
Yeah... I'm so sorry, man.
GÜnderbheit Guard
Oh. Oh god. Ooooh god.
Yeah, I just feel awful...
GÜnderbheit Guard
How do you think I feel?
Yeah, yeah, maybe uh... we should uh...
GÜnderbheit Guard
I... I must go to my wife.
Yeah, yeah. You should do that. (Venture points in the opposite direction) Hey, uh, I know it's a bad time to ask and all but...
GÜnderbheit Guard
The wedding. Yeah. Yeah, fine. I don't care anymore. It's in the observatory, on a flight up, through this door. (Hank moves behind guard and gives him a wedgie)
VBDr. Venture & Brock
HANK!!
Well I didn't get to do anything!!
(Team Venture has been brought to Baron Ünderbheit's laboratory under guard)
What are they doing here? Put them in the holding cells while I decide how they are to die!
MManservant
We don't... we don't have holding cells, Your Thoughtfulness.
No holding...! Fine. Put them in... the pantry.
(Dean already knows that Baron Ünderbheit has sent them to a holding cell)
What have you done with Pop?!?
Your father is resting comfortably in a makeshift holding cell, soon--
What have you done with my brother?!?
He, too, is being held in the--
What have you done with our secret agent bodyguard?!?
(frustrated) They're all in the same place, okay?!?
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