“Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner?” · Season 2
In this episode: Doctor Venture (8), Dean Venture (7), Hank Venture (6), Brock Samson (4), Bud Manstrong (4), President Breyer (3), Jonas Venture (1)
Oh, FDR. He was a real president. I loved to watch him sleep. Weight of the world on his little polio shoulders. The depression. World War II. He slept like a baby. Now that is a clear conscience. This Breyer guy, though, he's the worst president I've ever seen!
My Lincoln sense is tingling! Manstrong's making his move!
Svengali!
No, no, this is not what it looks like!
First Anna, and now my mother? Have you no shame, you... you Mandingo? (takes of blazer and gets into fighting stance) Okay, get up! Were doing this! You and me, Samson! Right now! Let's go!
Come on, man. You know I'm just gonna beat you stupid. I've done it before.
A sucker punch! This time, "schoolyard rules." No cheap shots!
This is ridiculous! Your mother just...
No mothers!
(diving at Manstrong) Here comes the Rail-Splitter!!
(after getting shot in the head by Mrs. Manstrong) AHHH! DAMMIT!! NOT AGAIN!!! WHY IN THE HEAD???
(seeing replay of crashing Gargantua-1) I knew it! Told you this clown was no hero. He just blacked out in the middle of a hand job.
Uh oh.... Someone's playing with his Lincoln Log!
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS!! (passes out)
Penny for his thoughts.
(to the Ghost of Abraham Lincoln) You're still here. Shouldn't you have crossed over?
Apparently stopping my bodyguard from beating up a repressed masturbator just isn't enough to get you into Heaven these days. Go figure.
You're one to judge, Rusty... I seem to remember a certain fast-handed little red-head, sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom, score and a half years back?
All right...
(sing-song) Not that you did much sleeping.
(covers ears) Okay!
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