Oh, Rusty. You were never alone. Those stars... well, okay, you can't see them right now because we're in the city, but those stars, they're always watching us.
“Twenty Years to Midnight” · Season 2
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (5), Hank Venture (3), Grand Galactic Inquisitor (3), Brock Samson (2), Dean Venture (2), Prof. Impossible (2), Jonas Venture (2), Doctor Venture (1)
I took the form of your dad because I figured it would be easier to accept. I didn't want to stress you out—end of the world, life on other planets, blah blah blah.
Why...you SON-OF-A-BITCH! Do you know what you just put me through?! What the fuck were you thinking?! What kind of fucked-up planet are you from, where you think showing up as my dead fucking father is supposed to make me feel any better?!
Okay, take it easy...
You prick!
Look, I just saved your entire planet...
Prick!
Alright, fine, you wanna see? Here! (Peels off his face, revealing his true self, which is shown offscreen, but horrifies everyone else) There! That would have been better? If I showed up like that out of nowhere? Look at you! You practically crapped your pants! Except him, he crapped his pants! (points to Ned)
Boom boom.
(Upon watching Jonas Venture Jr and Mrs. Impossible meeting) Hoo-ah, you can almost hear the old humpbacks a-callin'.
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