(questioning why anyone would want to break into their trailer) It's industrial espionage, you've come to steal our great ideas. You've been foiled; we have none!
“Escape to the House of Mummies Part II” · Season 2
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (10), Doctor Byron Orpheus (5), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (3), Dean Venture (3), Master Billy Quizboy (3), Pete White (3), Osiris High Priest (3)
Don't look at me! I have not lived enough for I have not tasted the flower of a woman.
What do you mean?
You haven't tasted a flower? Is that a direct metaphor?
Because I don't take many trips down south myself.
You guys are disgusting. No, I mean I haven't sampled the fruits of the fairer sex.
What's with the poetry Wordsworth? Just say it. Say I am a virgin!
I knew it!
Billy, that makes you the best canidate to take a ray blast. You have nothing to lose. You've never done anything. The way I look at it, it's not even murder. It's a very late abortion.
I vote Billy!
Seconded. Alright virgin, get on the target!
Well at least you hit this time. Anything happen?
Nah. Nothin'. I told you the phosphates were too old.
No... It worked. You shrank my lungs!
Woah! Rusty!! Hoo, man!!!
White, I can't breathe over here!!
It's gonna get worse! You remember that sound my chair made a second ago? That wasn't the chair.
It'll be over there in a minute, Billy. Oh, think deviled eggs.
I hate you guys...
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