“Assassinanny 911” quotes from The Venture Bros.

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“Assassinanny 911” · Season 2

In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (7), Brock Samson (6), Hank Venture (6), Dean Venture (6), Molotov (6), Col. Hunter Gathers (2), Kim (2), Doctor Byron Orpheus (1)

[Brock discovers a plastic surgeon is turning Hunter into a female, starting with enhanced breasts]

Brock

Whu - What the Hell did you do to him?

PSPlastic Surgeon

(German Accent) Only whad she azked me to do!

Brock

This man was like a father to me!

PSPlastic Surgeon

Well, zink of ziss woman as, like, a mother to jou.

[Brock screams, picks him up by the collar and begins to slap him]

PSPlastic Surgeon

Your mother! [Slap] Your father! [Slap] Your mother! [Slap] Your father! [Slap] He-he's your muh-mother and your fuh-father... [Collapses into tears]

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Brock

Where's Hank?

VDr. Venture

Up in his room. Our little man is grounded.

Brock

What'd he do?

VDr. Venture

Get this, I'm working in the lab, right? And Hank sleepwalks in, hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier-mache sword, pees his pants and passes out.

Brock

So, I didn't miss much?

VDr. Venture

Pfft. What's there to miss?

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