Well you don't have to judge her. Just tie her up. Lock her in her room till this is over.
Well, I wouldn't if I could, and I can't because I'm busy.
Busy doing what?
Don't worry about it.
Are you with the sexy psycho doctor?
Good bye Damon.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
In any case, you have until six minutes after nine to find them.
Oh, how super specific of you.
Do you think I want to spend what could be the last few hours of my life having idle chitchat with a girl who literally stabbed me in the back?
A) What if she's with Esther? B) What if she can't cut her off? C) I don't know how any of this stuff works. And D) Neither do you.
So how do we know that they are going to be at the old witch house?
We don't. But if they're not, we have about 10 minutes till Rebekah tears Elena apart.
You know, if we sit this out, Esther completes her spell, Klaus dies, you get your revenge, it's what you wanted the whole time. The only collateral damage is-
Elena.
You know she'd choose?
She'd let herself be killed to save her friend.
Yep.
You know, if we do this it will wreck her.
Oh, she'll hate us. Thing is, she only has to hate one of us. Only one of us has to do the actual deed.
So, who's it going to be, brother?
Well, heads I do it; tails you do it.
Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Are you insane?
I prefer spontaneous.
How long has it been since you've had a drop of human blood?
How'd you know?
You spend 146 years with someone, you kind of start to pick up on their tells. Answer the question. How long has it been since your last drink?
Since the night I threatened to drive Elena off the Wickery Bridge.
See. You have enough to feel guilty about. Why add to the list? By the way, you're welcome.
You know you're not fooling anyone either. You still love her Damon.
I do. I thought I could win her from you fair and square. She didn't want me. It's for the best. I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.
Caroline! (as he runs after her and almost gets run hit by a car)
Are you serious? Take a hint.
Don’t be angry, love. We had a little spat. I’m over it already.
Ah, well, I’m not.
How can I quit myself?
You and your expensive jewelry and your romantic drawings can leave me alone.
Oh, come on, take a chance, Caroline. (sits down on a bench) Talk to me. Come on, get to know me. I dare you.
Fine. (sits down next to him) So, what do you wanna talk about?
I want to talk about you. Your hopes, your dreams, everything you want in life.
Just to be clear, I’m too smart to be seduced by you.
Well, that’s why I like you.
Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.
What do you want?
I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I know we don't actually "hang out", we team up. We join forces, activate our wonder twin powers.
What are you doing?
Digging up clues. Most of the Originals are gone, but now we have a Whodunit in town. Hey, do you remember when we came back for Zachariah's funeral?
Vaguely, why?
Cause memory serves, he wasn't the first founders council member killed that year. Or even that month.
Your point being?
I'm trying to remember what year it was.
1912.
So much for vaguely. 1912. Or as I like to call it, last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.
(1912 flashback)
Have you been eating the relatives again?
Just say it.
I just don't get it. Your thing with them.
I know it doesn't make sense. But at the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan that just, felt safe.
Safe? Elena, he's a vampire.
I know. Believe me, just saying it out loud, sounds crazy. But- It's like I knew that he would never, stop loving me. Like he would never-
What?
Die. Like he would never die.
Like your parents did. And Damon?
Damon just, sort of snuck up on me. He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I just, I can't shake him.
Once you fall in love with someone, I don't know, I don't know if you can ever shake them.
I didn't let him do anything. If you want to get nit-picky about it, I made him.
Why would you do that?
Because we're vampires, Elena. We need human blood to survive. We're predators, not puppies.
Well, Stefan found a way around it before.
Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon which he's repeatedly fallen off of.
Tell me again, why are we here?
Ric, the world can't stop turning just because you're an accidental psycho killer.
Do you have any tact? Whatsoever?
SSage
Please don't tell me you and Rebekah are friends.
Not unless you count hate sex.
I really don't think you should be looking through that stuff.
Well, it's the truth. Restraining orders and all. My life is a series of police reports.
You don't strike me as an angry guy, which sounds weird given everything, but- you don't.
Yeah, well I was stupid when I was younger. It's not like these guys didn't have it coming. I mean, this guy here, broke a beer bottle over a bartender's head. This guy, hit his girlfriend. And this guy, okay, this guy was just a douche. Everyone needs to find a way to deal with their dark side. Some people meditate, I became a vampire hunter.
Semi-retired.
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