Why do you look like someone shot a panda bear?
“All My Children” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (6), Rebekah (3), Elena Gilbert (2), Stefan Salvatore (2), Caroline Forbes (2), Klaus Mikaelson (1), Alaric Saltzman (1), Elijah (1)
Out all night. What a scandal. I trust you did better than that commoner. Matt? Was it?
You don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it is your teeth.
He was gloating, like actual gloat. Like he was proud of himself for sleeping with her. (to Caroline) Is it working?
It's not working. I can hear every word you're saying about Damon the vampire gigolo.
Well you don't have to judge her. Just tie her up. Lock her in her room till this is over.
Well, I wouldn't if I could, and I can't because I'm busy.
Busy doing what?
Don't worry about it.
Are you with the sexy psycho doctor?
Good bye Damon.
In any case, you have until six minutes after nine to find them.
Oh, how super specific of you.
Do you think I want to spend what could be the last few hours of my life having idle chitchat with a girl who literally stabbed me in the back?
A) What if she's with Esther? B) What if she can't cut her off? C) I don't know how any of this stuff works. And D) Neither do you.
So how do we know that they are going to be at the old witch house?
We don't. But if they're not, we have about 10 minutes till Rebekah tears Elena apart.
You know, if we sit this out, Esther completes her spell, Klaus dies, you get your revenge, it's what you wanted the whole time. The only collateral damage is-
Elena.
You know she'd choose?
She'd let herself be killed to save her friend.
Yep.
You know, if we do this it will wreck her.
Oh, she'll hate us. Thing is, she only has to hate one of us. Only one of us has to do the actual deed.
So, who's it going to be, brother?
Well, heads I do it; tails you do it.
Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Are you insane?
I prefer spontaneous.
How long has it been since you've had a drop of human blood?
How'd you know?
You spend 146 years with someone, you kind of start to pick up on their tells. Answer the question. How long has it been since your last drink?
Since the night I threatened to drive Elena off the Wickery Bridge.
See. You have enough to feel guilty about. Why add to the list? By the way, you're welcome.
You know you're not fooling anyone either. You still love her Damon.
I do. I thought I could win her from you fair and square. She didn't want me. It's for the best. I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.
Caroline! (as he runs after her and almost gets run hit by a car)
Are you serious? Take a hint.
Don’t be angry, love. We had a little spat. I’m over it already.
Ah, well, I’m not.
How can I quit myself?
You and your expensive jewelry and your romantic drawings can leave me alone.
Oh, come on, take a chance, Caroline. (sits down on a bench) Talk to me. Come on, get to know me. I dare you.
Fine. (sits down next to him) So, what do you wanna talk about?
I want to talk about you. Your hopes, your dreams, everything you want in life.
Just to be clear, I’m too smart to be seduced by you.
Well, that’s why I like you.
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