Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.
I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I know we don't actually "hang out", we team up. We join forces, activate our wonder twin powers.
Digging up clues. Most of the Originals are gone, but now we have a Whodunit in town. Hey, do you remember when we came back for Zachariah's funeral?
Cause memory serves, he wasn't the first founders council member killed that year. Or even that month.
I'm trying to remember what year it was.
So much for vaguely. 1912. Or as I like to call it, last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.
(1912 flashback )
Have you been eating the relatives again?
I just don't get it. Your thing with them.
I know it doesn't make sense. But at the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan that just, felt safe.
Safe? Elena, he's a vampire.
I know. Believe me, just saying it out loud, sounds crazy. But- It's like I knew that he would never, stop loving me. Like he would never-
Die. Like he would never die.
Like your parents did. And Damon?
Damon just, sort of snuck up on me. He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I just, I can't shake him.
Once you fall in love with someone, I don't know, I don't know if you can ever shake them.
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