The Vampire Diaries · Season 5
Oh. I'm outing myself as not-Stefan. Obviously. Don't be afraid. Don't move.
What's happening?
We've met before, actually, when I was appearing as your daughter. To bash your head in? Does that ring any bells?
Silas.
Indeed. I am a 2,000- year-old immortal that Caroline and her friends thought they got rid of.
Are you appearing to me as Stefan?
Well, yes and no. This is my true form. Stefan is my doppelganger.
What if I get a sudden craving and want to eat her?
Why are you in my brother's bathtub?
Why aren't you?
I will say that's a tempting offer.
Mm. He flirts. I like Elena-less Stefan.
You know, human looks better on you than I would have guessed, Katherine.
I think you just accidentally gave me a compliment.
Nope. I mean it. You sitting here all weak and vulnerable. It works.
If I hear the word doppelganger one more time, I think I'm gonna actually have to learn how to spell it.
He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my calls, so I'm deferring from having sex with him ever again.
Please tell me you found her.
I didn't, but Matt did.
Huh. How shockingly useful.
Are these ropes really necessary?
A bullet would have been more effective, but we're trying to be nice.
Don't play the hero. You two are just waiting for the convenient time to hand me back over to him. I've done this a thousand times. I get it. I'm the leverage. I'm that thing that everybody wants. I'm the freaking moonstone.
You do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?
You are not getting out of the car because you want an aspirin.
Then maybe I can get out of the car because I need to pee, like, in a bathroom. Like a lady.
Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don't get is why she likes you.
That's because you haven't had sex with me.
Seriously? That's Jesse! I kind of liked him...
What did Silas tell you to do?
Get you alone, weaken you, then kill you.
Get in the truck and drive.
Where are you going?
I can't leave Matt.
Uh, wai-- huh? How do you think I survived 500 years? It wasn't because I was a vampire. It's because I never looked back. Don't be dumb. Survive.
That's why people treat you like an object and not like a person.
I think we need to set some ground rules for when boyfriends come to visit.
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