Meredith quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Meredith

Vampire hunter who can't be killed by vampires. Convenient.

Alaric

Tell me again, why are we here?

Damon

Ric, the world can't stop turning just because you're an accidental psycho killer.

Meredith

Do you have any tact? Whatsoever?

Meredith

I really don't think you should be looking through that stuff.

Alaric

Well, it's the truth. Restraining orders and all. My life is a series of police reports.

Meredith

You don't strike me as an angry guy, which sounds weird given everything, but- you don't.

Alaric

Yeah, well I was stupid when I was younger. It's not like these guys didn't have it coming. I mean, this guy here, broke a beer bottle over a bartender's head. This guy, hit his girlfriend. And this guy, okay, this guy was just a douche. Everyone needs to find a way to deal with their dark side. Some people meditate, I became a vampire hunter.

Meredith

Semi-retired.

Damon

Where is she?

Meredith

Damon-

Damon

Where is she?

Meredith

Wait! (stops him) You need to know, when Jeremy brought Elena in here earlier tonight, her injuries were worse than I let on. It wasn’t a concussion. It was a cerebral hemorrhage - bleeding on the brain.

Damon

What are you saying?

Meredith

He was so worried, I didn’t want to tell him. But I helped her. She needed my help.

Meredith

Tell me that is not a bomb.

Damon

Ok. It's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.

Meredith

Why didn't you call your brother?

Damon

Because I'm proud and stubborn and, oh, look. You're already here. Come on, you're not going to get hurt. All I need you to do is be doctorly, and cut out the arrow. I'd do it myself but if I move (tugs on one of the strings, then mimics an explosion).

Meredith

You are a good brother.

Damon

I'm the bad brother.

Meredith

You're strung up to a bomb while Stefan plays vampire with the girl who broke your heart. But you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.

Damon

Come one, buy me a farewell drink. Talk about that the hell Klaus meant by "The Five".

Meredith

You know you're not going anywhere, Damon. And I'm not you're new partner in vampire crime. Fix things with Stefan and Elena. Don't let your pride leave you all alone.