“Break On Through” quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

I didn't let him do anything. If you want to get nit-picky about it, I made him.

Elena

Why would you do that?

Damon

Because we're vampires, Elena. We need human blood to survive. We're predators, not puppies.

Elena

Well, Stefan found a way around it before.

Damon

Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon which he's repeatedly fallen off of.

Alaric

Tell me again, why are we here?

Damon

Ric, the world can't stop turning just because you're an accidental psycho killer.

Meredith

Do you have any tact? Whatsoever?

Please don't tell me you and Rebekah are friends.

Damon

Not unless you count hate sex.

Meredith

I really don't think you should be looking through that stuff.

Alaric

Well, it's the truth. Restraining orders and all. My life is a series of police reports.

Meredith

You don't strike me as an angry guy, which sounds weird given everything, but- you don't.

Alaric

Yeah, well I was stupid when I was younger. It's not like these guys didn't have it coming. I mean, this guy here, broke a beer bottle over a bartender's head. This guy, hit his girlfriend. And this guy, okay, this guy was just a douche. Everyone needs to find a way to deal with their dark side. Some people meditate, I became a vampire hunter.

Meredith

Semi-retired.

Damon

Now unless you are interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich, I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Bonnie

Who are you again?

The guy who lives out back, you know. The one you're not related to.

Bonnie

Right.

Caroline and I had a little talk.

Bonnie

Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.

Maybe, but I needed it.

Rebekah

I stole it from Nik, who stole it from a queen. Not sure which one.

Alaric

What the hell are you doing here?

Damon

Just making sure the witch didn't turn you into a toad, or a block of salt.

Caroline

Well, when Bonnie gets back, she can snap her fingers or wave her hands or whatever, and make the herbs bloom.