Rebekah quotes from The Vampire Diaries

A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.

Stefan (to Klaus): Well, you're no picnic, either. I mean, I've only spent one summer with you and I feel like I want to blow my head off.

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I have done everything Klaus asked me to.

Rebekah

No, you just failed to mention that the doppelganger is still alive.

Where is Klaus now?

Rebekah

With any luck, ripping that cow's head off.

(attacks her) Where is she?!

Rebekah

You really do love her, don't you? Consider me jealous.

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Elijah. Why haven't you left?

Elijah

Where are your manners, brother? We forgot desert. (removes a cloth from the tray, revealing two silver daggers)

What have you done?

Elijah

What have you done? You see I've learned not to trust your vulgar promises, Klaus. We're doing this on my terms now. (Klaus's brother, Kol, enters the room)

Kol!

Kol

Long time, brother.

(Runs to the tray to retrieve a dagger but the dagger is seized by his other brother, Finn) Finn, don't- (Finn stabs Klaus in the hand with the dagger. Klaus turns to run away and stops dead in his tracks) Rebekah!

Rebekah

(stabs Klaus in the heart) This is for our mother. (Klaus stumbles back to be seized by the arms by Kol. Finn and Rebekah surround him with angry looks on their faces)

Elijah (to Stefan and Damon): You're free to go. This is family business.

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Damon

Stop staring, it's creepy.

Rebekah

Of course she looks beautiful. Nik gave her everything she's wearing.

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Damon (to Rebekah, about Matt): Burn. Rejected by the captain of the football team. Welcome to adolescence.

Rebekah

Shut up, Damon. (pause) Knew I should've killed him. Mother wouldn't let me.

Damon

Well... Never let people tell you what to do. (downs a shot) Besides... You would've broken him in a second.

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Kol

Out all night. What a scandal. I trust you did better than that commoner. Matt? Was it?

Rebekah

You don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it is your teeth.

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Elena

Are you insane?

Rebekah

I prefer spontaneous.

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Rebekah

You should know better than to sneak up on a lady.

Damon

Good advice. Have you seen one?

Rebekah

Tragic about Elena. Not to make a gray cloud grayer, but does Matt even have automobile insurance?

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Rebekah

Ah. I see what's going on here. You died with vampire blood in your system, and you didn't feed and now you're locked up in here without a drop of human blood in sight. That is a problem.

Just ignore her.

Rebekah

Has anyone done the math or shall I? Let's say you've got less than three hours to feed before I get to watch you die all over again. My day just got a whole lot better.

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[Klaus, now back in his own body, is putting three bags of Elena's blood in an ice box when Rebekah walks in.]

Rebekah

[Angrily and tearfully] How dare you save Caroline over me!

KKlaus (in his own body)

Hello, brother. I thought you were dead. So pleased you're not.

Rebekah

You left me.

I only had time to save one of you and you can't be killed. Rest assured, I had a worse day than you. I think it's time for us to move on and find some more werewolves.

Rebekah

So you can create your hybrid family? You don't know anything about family.

I know how easily they can be silenced with a dagger.

[Rebekah grabs a bag of Elena's blood and throws it against a wall, then grabs the remaining two.]

[Enraged] NO! Drop them.

Rebekah

I mourned you! My heart broke thinking I'd never see you again.

Put the blood down, Rebekah. That's a good girl.

Rebekah

It's always been me. Not Finn, not Elijah, not Kol, me. I loved you through everything and you don't even care.

[Ferociously and savagely] DROP IT!

Rebekah

You want your family? [Squeezes the blood bags until they burst] Here's your family! [Throws down the blood bags]

[Vamp-speeds towards his sister and grabs her by the throat] You know something, Rebekah? You're right. I don't care. From this moment on, you're not my family, you're not my sister, you are nothing.

[In far more ferocity and savagery than before, Klaus snaps Rebekah's neck and storms out of the room.]

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You don't look so hot.

Rebekah

Whatever it is, it's not the white oak stake, so it can't kill me. Surprised you came to my party.

Well I thought about it. You explained why you ran me off the bridge, so the least I can do is explain how I feel. Truth is, Rebekah, I think you're amazing. You've had a thousand years to learn, to grow and to start fresh. And somehow, you've managed to throw it all away. Now you're alone. You're compelling your friends, your brother hates you. You whine about not finding love. The reason you don't find love, is because you don't deserve it. (Rebekah snatches out his heart, only it is a hallucination due to the werewolf venom she ingested)

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(after watching Rebekah attempt to give Matt a new truck) You're trying too hard.

Rebekah

Last I heard you were leaving town, forever.

Well, I was. But, then I thought to myself, how can I when my sister, clearly so desperate for love and affection, is left here, bribing the help.

Rebekah

What do you want, Nik? Thought I was dead to you.

Things change, Rebekah. I've stumbled upon something I think might be of interest to you.

Rebekah

Doubt that.

No? Well, what if I told you the Brotherhood of the Five still existed?

Rebekah

(clearly shocked) What?

You see. And like that, bygones. Come on, love. Work to do.

Rebekah

We don't have anything to do. There is no "we". I don't care about the Five. And I don't care about you.

As you wish.

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(about April and Rebekah) You two are friends?

Rebekah

What? Is it so hard to believe I have one?

Yeah. It is.

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Rebekah, Love. Eat your veggies.

Rebekah

I'm not eating until you apologize.

For which indiscretion? There have been so many.

Rebekah

You broke my neck.

You threw away Elena's blood so I can't make anymore hybrids.

Rebekah

Because you took me for granted!

That's what big brothers do, sweetheart.

Can I just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now?

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Rebekah

Did I say you could move? Class is in session. You've all been compelled. You know the rules. Answer my questions honestly, no disobedience, no one leaves. April my sweet, take notes. This is how you get answers in this town. Let's start with a little quiz. In 1114, my brother learned-- thanks to yours truly-- about the brotherhood of vampire hunters with tattoos that grew with each kill. And these tattoos revealed what? Elena?

Elena

A map.

Rebekah

Which lead to, Caroline?

Caroline

A cure for vampirism.

Rebekah

Perfect. We're all caught up. Stefan Salvatore, the last time we saw each other, you had a vampire hunter, but in order to decode the map, you needed the location of the hunters sword, which you got out of me using some very dirty tricks. Assuming you found the sword, you must have found the cure, and yet you're all still vampires, which means something went wrong. [Aside to April] What are you doing?

AApril

You asked me to take notes.

Rebekah

I wasn't being literal, darling. But now that you mention it, a flow chart would be nice, which means index cards and push pins. Go fetch. [April hustles out of the room]

You're wasting your time. We don't know anything.

Rebekah

So you just gave up? I though you'd do anything to save Elena, even if it meant taking the cure yourself. So you could grow old and die with her. [to Elena] Why do you look so surprised? I'm missing something. What is it?

Caroline

They broke up, ok? Now let us go.

Rebekah

Broke up? Wait, I'm confused. I thought Elena was your epic love, Stefan. [Pause] I asked you what happened, you have to tell me.

She slept with Damon. [Elena looks shocked Stefan knows this, and then with realization, glares at Caroline, who tries to avoid her gaze]