Kol quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Kol

(to Bonnie) No one can get to the cure if you're too dead to find it.

Kol

(to Elena at the front door) I've considered te request of your truce... Request denied. (Elena closes door) Oh, I'm sorry, I've already been invited in. (kicks the door open to find that Elena and Jeremy are not there) Hide and Seek? Fine by me.

Kol

Welcome back. It was our deaths that allowed this day to come to pass, massacres in the name of resurrecting the immortal Silas. 12 hybrids, 12 witches, the slaughter of innocents by the so-called hero protectors of Mystic Falls. They risked unleashing hell on earth for their own selfish gains, and today... that's exactly what they're going to get.

Klaus

Elijah. Why haven't you left?

Elijah

Where are your manners, brother? We forgot desert. (removes a cloth from the tray, revealing two silver daggers)

Klaus

What have you done?

Elijah

What have you done? You see I've learned not to trust your vulgar promises, Klaus. We're doing this on my terms now. (Klaus's brother, Kol, enters the room)

Klaus

Kol!

Kol

Long time, brother.

Klaus

(Runs to the tray to retrieve a dagger but the dagger is seized by his other brother, Finn) Finn, don't- (Finn stabs Klaus in the hand with the dagger. Klaus turns to run away and stops dead in his tracks) Rebekah!

Rebekah

(stabs Klaus in the heart) This is for our mother. (Klaus stumbles back to be seized by the arms by Kol. Finn and Rebekah surround him with angry looks on their faces)

Kol

Out all night. What a scandal. I trust you did better than that commoner. Matt? Was it?

Rebekah

You don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it is your teeth.

Kol

Care for a drink?

Damon

He's underage, and I don't like you, so let's cut to it.

Kol

What do you know of him [Silas]?

Damon

Nothing. Don't want to. Not our problem.

Kol

Jeremy Gilbert, nice to know I'm still in your speed dial mate, hey you want to meet at the batting cages in Denver.

Elena

Actually, it's Elena Gilbert.

Kol

What a treat. You know, I was thinking of all the clever ways I could have your brother killed, but I think I'd settle for ripping off his illustrated arm instead.

Elena

I need to talk to you- in person. I want to call a truce in the name of Silas.

Kol

You want to talk about Silas?

Elena

I'll meet you wherever you want. I'll come to you.

Kol

I'll tell you what, how about I come to you?

Kol

You want a truce? Open the door and invite me in.

Kol

I'm waiting. Let me in, and let's talk truce. Hello?

Elena

Wouldn't it be kind of stupid to invite you in?

Kol

On the contrary. I can't kill your brother with my own two hands, or I'll suffer the Hunter's Curse and spend the next 20 years trying to off myself in gruesome ways.

Elena

(writes on a chalk board to Matt) Help Stefan, find dagger. (Matt quickly leaves through the back door)

Kol

And I've heard the Vervain's back in town, so I can't compel you to kill him either. So I think it's fair to say you're semi-safe, for now.

Elena

(on chalkboard to Jeremy) Get out. Get Bonnie.

Jeremy

(whispers to Elena) I'm the only one that can invite him inside.

Kol

(from outside) He's right, obviously.

Kol

You'd think by being alive for over 1,000 years would teach me some manners, but I couldn't resist stopping by.

Elena

If I let you in, my brother goes. You're not getting near him.

Kol

(looks at Elena and then at Jeremy) Fair enough.

Jeremy

You can come in. ( Kol smiles, Jeremy leaves through the back door)

Kol

No gold medal for bravery, I see. Another thing I love about the modern age is music anytime you like. So... this is the part where you offer me a drink so we can have a proper chat.

Klaus

Well, if it isn't the happy homicidal maniac.

Kol

Do you know that your darling former blood bag and her brother are trying to kill me.

Kol

Missed!

Elena

[Starts shooting Kol with pistol repeatedly] Go!

Kol

Now, about that arm.

Kol

[To Jeremy] Now, like I said, I don't fancy the Hunter's Curse, so I'm just gonna chop off your arm. But don't worry, I'll heal you right up with a bit of blood after. [Holds Jeremy's head against the counter] Sorry about the sting. Now, which arm is it? Is it left or right? I'll just chop off both to be safe.

Elena

Jeremy, now! [Tosses her brother the White Oak Stake]

Klaus

[To Elena and Jeremy] What did you do?

Elena

[To Klaus] We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm.

Klaus

Lies. He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't have set a trap for him.

Elena

You said you were gonna put him down too.

Klaus

[Ferociously and savagely] I was gonna make him suffer ON MY TERMS! I'm gonna burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.

Jeremy

[To Klaus] You kill us, you'll never get to the cure. You'll never be able to make any more hybrids.

Klaus

You really think I care for an instant about my bloody hybrids? I want the cure so I can destroy it. I would've killed you all the second we dug it up, but now I'm just gonna watch you burn instead.

Bonnie

[To Elena and Jeremy] Invite him in. [Elena and Jeremy just stare at her] Do it!

Jeremy

[To Klaus] Come in.

Bonnie

[To Elena and Jeremy] Living room! Go!

Klaus

[To Bonnie] Witch. You can't do this to me.

Bonnie

You have no idea what I can do now.

Klaus

[To Elena, Bonnie, and Jeremy] I will hunt all of you to your END! DO YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU?!

Elena

"Brother and friend." What genius came up with that one? I give up, Jer. I really want to kill her for you, but... there's no point. Stefan's right. It's just a distraction. And... I can't. I can't do this. I can't-- I can't move on. And I don't want to. If that makes me weak, then fine, I'm weak. But I can't handle you... you being gone... and I can't handle feeling like this anymore.

Kol

Hello, old friend. Pity about your brother. Guess it's just me against you now.

Matt

(eyeing Kol) I'm assuming this means Bonnie dropped the veil.

Kol

Not completely, and not for long. But who am I to give up an opportunity for revenge? My killer's already dead, but his sister's just as culpable, so maybe you could help me find her.

Matt

If you hurt Elena, I swear...

Kol

(breaks a bottle against the bar) Oh, I'm going to. But please, continue. I'm curious as to where you're going with this.

Rebekah

You made your point, Kol. Now leave!

Kol

First tell me where I can find Elena.

Rebekah

She left here hours ago, we don't know where she is. Now get out!