There has to be more to this dress.
There’s not.
So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, then. You know, I got dirty looks for wearing trousers.
You wore trousers so women today could wear nothing.
“Disturbing Behavior” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (6), Elena Gilbert (6), Klaus Mikaelson (3), Alaric Saltzman (3), Rebekah (3), Stefan Salvatore (2), Caroline Forbes (2), Gloria (1)
Nice one, good work.
You're the one that pulled the dagger out of her.
I heard that!
Damon (to Elena): I just don't know why you want to bring chili to a potluck. Everybody brings chili.
Show up, there's going to be nine other people that brought chili.
It's an old family recipe, okay?
Yeah - I know! I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
As your friend, who worries for you daily: what is the deal with you and Damon?
There is no deal. He's been just as focused on finding Stefan as I have.
Yeah, but that doesn't make him any less Damon... If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me, no one's changing Damon. Not even you.
I'm going to let you in on a little secret... "Founder's parties" are just an excuse for the council to gather in backrooms and plot against vampires.
I am not a brat!
A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
Stefan (to Klaus): Well, you're no picnic, either. I mean, I've only spent one summer with you and I feel like I want to blow my head off.
You know, witches nowadays, they're into that new-age stuff. But...I'm a little more old-school voodoo.
Where's Damon?
Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. (shrugs) Consider me the honesty police.
Where have you been?
Managing Bill Forbes. Apparently, he's impervious to compulsion.
How?
I have no idea. But he threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that...
Damon (about Bill): He wants to put vervain in the town's water supply.
Maybe it's not a bad idea. I mean, it'll help you keep yourself in control, now that Stefan's not here to...
To what? To keep me in check? Make me behave? I should have killed him this morning.
He's Caroline's dad, Damon.
Yeah, and when I kill him, she'll have one more parent than we do. (starts to leave)
(blocks him) Oh, come on, Damon!
You're repeatedly killing my buzz today, Ric. Step aside.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
(sighs) Your temporary funeral. (breaks his neck)
Damon, no! What is wrong with you?!
You can't do this anymore, Damon. Not in this town. Not around me!
Why not? Nothing I haven't done before. Why is it suddenly so important for everybody to keep me in check?
Because I don't want you to be what other people think that you are.
What? A monster? Sorry to disappoint you Elena, but last time I checked I was still a vampire!
I just wish that you didn't have to act like one!
I am NOT Stefan, Elena. How about you stop trying to turn me into him.
You killed me!
Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave-
Or maybe they finally realized you’re just a dick.
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