I'm searching for a supernatural handbook.
You know for a fact that he was supernatural?
Definitely wasn't natural. Guy magically appears just as someone blows up the entire Founders' Council, covered in tattoos that only Jeremy Gilbert, of all people in the world, seems to be able to see. Klaus mentioned something about him being one of The Five. And he kamakazis himself with explosives. Sound natural to you?
That's what I'm hoping is in the first chapter of the handbook. (phone rings) Liz Forbes, my favorite sheriff. (pause, as Liz is saying something) What? (pause again) That's concerning. (another pause) Keep me posted.
(after shooting at Elena with a crossbow) A little slow. Almost got you.
That's why we are not using the wood ones for Hunter Defense Class.
What about Caroline? She's a genius at self-control.
She's too good. She doesn't understand how hard it is, and you, well... I know what being around too much blood does to you, so... I can't put you through that.
(vamp speeds behind Elena, holding the shaft of an arrow against her throat) So I guess that leaves Damon, huh?
(flips him over her shoulder, straddles him, and holds the arrow against his throat) Don't be jealous. You know I wish it could be you.
(after watching Rebekah attempt to give Matt a new truck) You're trying too hard.
Last I heard you were leaving town, forever.
Well, I was. But, then I thought to myself, how can I when my sister, clearly so desperate for love and affection, is left here, bribing the help.
What do you want, Nik? Thought I was dead to you.
Things change, Rebekah. I've stumbled upon something I think might be of interest to you.
No? Well, what if I told you the Brotherhood of the Five still existed?
You see. And like that, bygones. Come on, love. Work to do.
We don't have anything to do. There is no "we". I don't care about the Five. And I don't care about you.
Fine. You might actually be useful in getting Rebekah to cooperate. The Brotherhood of the Five was a group of highly skilled vampire hunters. We crossed paths with them in the 12th century Italy. (Flashback to 1114, voice over) My siblings and I had followed the Normans as they conquered the south. Eating, turning people as we went.
AAlexander
(one of the Five) These, demons live among you. Passing as human.
(still a voice over) But with the bloodshed came exposure.
AAlexander
So witness with your own eyes... (opens a metal box to reveal a vampire, who walks into the sunlight and bursts into flames)
He's putting on quite a show.
He's nothing. I could eat him for sport.
Still you should heed the warning. Between you here and Kol in the east, you have not been discrete. Stories of the original vampires is spreading.
I welcome the infamy. But if you're worried about discretion, perhaps you should wrangle our sister. (pan to Rebekah, flirting with Alexander)
(back to modern day) So these hunters have been around for 900 years?
Apparently. Although our friend in the other room (Conner) is the first I've seen since then. Kind of makes you wonder what they'd been up to all these years.
And Rebekah had a thing with one of them?
Oh, she didn't just have a thing. She fell in love with him. He told her all his secrets, which I will gladly share with you, provided you do one thing for me.
Get Rebekah over here. She's being stubborn and hateful. I-- I need to make peace with her. I want her to give me some very important information about the hunter that she won't do unless we've made up.
Just get her here and I'll tell you. Oh, and Stefan, trust me when I say this. That hunter in there holds the answers to all your prayers.
Rebekah, Love. Eat your veggies.
I'm not eating until you apologize.
For which indiscretion? There have been so many.
You threw away Elena's blood so I can't make anymore hybrids.
Because you took me for granted!
That's what big brothers do, sweetheart.
Can I just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now?
