Klaus Mikaelson quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Caroline

Why do you always have to prove you're the alpha male?

Klaus

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Klaus

You would have loved the 1920's, Caroline. Girls were reckless,sexy, fun. And literally use to dance until they dropped.

Caroline

I don't suppose that ever happened to their dance partners.

Damon

Your still mad at me for what happened to Abby. Let me apologize. I'm sorry Elijah forced us to turn you mother into a vampire to save Elana's life. Didn't exactly have a choice.

Bonnie

There's always a choice. When ever you make one, some one else suffers.

Klaus

Let's cut the dramatics and begin, shall we?

Klaus

Well, there were moments, real friendship. Brotherhood.

Damon

Oh, he already has a brother. Not to be, you know, territorial or anything.

Klaus

Oh, no, of course. The Salvatore brothers and their unshakable bond. I wonder what will happpen when Elena finally makes her choice. Will we see you shake, just a little bit?

Klaus

You know, if this does go off and we drop the history teacher in the Atlantic,I'm still leaving with Elena.

Stefan

I'll go with you.

Klaus

Really. What's the catch?

Stefan

There's no catch. I turn my back on everything here to make sure Elena's safe.

Klaus

That is what makes you her better option.

Klaus

Before we all walk through these doors lets get on the same page, shall we? I created your vampire bloodline, therefor I am responsible for your lives. And Tyler"s life, Caroline's life. And of course, Abby's life. Should anything go wrong.

Damon

Or your just lying t o save your ass.

Klaus

I'm not lying. But go ahead, call my bluff--let the teacher kill me, You'll all be dead soon thereafter.

Elena

What about your hybrids? You'll need more than this to create your army?

Klaus

These last few liters will have to suffice. You see... by attempting to kill us, my mother strengthened the bond between my siblings and I. I don't need hybrids. I have my family.

Elena

If you believe that, why take my blood at all? [pause] You want a back-up family. You know that your siblings will never trust you again.

Klaus

You know Stefan blames me for trying to tear him from his brother? But I think we both know who really came between them. You. That's why you won't choose. You know once you pick a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond. Consider this me doing you a favor. Once you're dead, you won't have to choose. No broken hearts. Their family stays intact. But just between us girls, who would you have picked?

Elena

Rot in hell.

Klaus

Hm. You're welcome.

Klaus

So much for that sire bond.

Tyler

I'm not you're little bitch anymore.

Easy, love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment.

Caroline

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid vampire sex. [Keeps making out with Tyler, but pulls away, realizing that the person she is making out with is not Tyler] Did you just call me "love"?

Klaus

I don't know, love. Did I?

Caroline

What the hell did you do to Tyler?

Klaus

That's what I enjoy about you. So much more than a pretty face.

Caroline

[Realizes that it is Klaus in Tyler's body] Oh, my god. You're Klaus! You're disgusting!

Klaus

And you're a glorious kisser. (Caroline angrily punches him) Listen... I didn't have to risk exposure to come save you.

Caroline

Oh, you do one semi-decent thing and now you're my hero? Ugh! I need to go sanitize my mouth.

Klaus

Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim.

Rebekah

[Angrily and tearfully] How dare you save Caroline over me!

Hello, brother. I thought you were dead. So pleased you're not.

Rebekah

You left me.

Klaus

I only had time to save one of you and you can't be killed. Rest assured, I had a worse day than you. I think it's time for us to move on and find some more werewolves.

Rebekah

So you can create your hybrid family? You don't know anything about family.

Klaus

I know how easily they can be silenced with a dagger.

Klaus

[Enraged] NO! Drop them.

Rebekah

I mourned you! My heart broke thinking I'd never see you again.

Klaus

Put the blood down, Rebekah. That's a good girl.

Rebekah

It's always been me. Not Finn, not Elijah, not Kol, me. I loved you through everything and you don't even care.

Klaus

[Ferociously and savagely] DROP IT!

Rebekah

You want your family? [Squeezes the blood bags until they burst] Here's your family! [Throws down the blood bags]

Klaus

[Vamp-speeds towards his sister and grabs her by the throat] You know something, Rebekah? You're right. I don't care. From this moment on, you're not my family, you're not my sister, you are nothing.

Klaus

You're a new face.

And I take it from your accent, you're an old one. Klaus.

Klaus

My reputation precedes me. Hopefully not all bad.

A little bad. Mostly repulsive.

Klaus

So you're a friend of Tyler's. Strange he's never mentioned you.

Klaus

She's quite fetching that Haley.

Tyler

Where is she?

Klaus

Oh, she had to run, but don't worry I had her take the back door so Caroline wouldn't see.

Tyler

Whatever you think you know--

Klaus

I don't know anything. But I've put together a pretty convincing picture. Why don't you tell me where my imagination deviates from the reality. You went off to the Appalachians to break my sire bond. There you met a pack of werewolves, begged them for help. And among them was a girl. She was gorgeous. With the same animal instincts as you. Emotions ran high, inhibitions ran low--

Tyler

Stop it.

Klaus

Then, in a moment of weakness, the thick sexual tension became something much more real.

Tyler

I said stop!

Klaus

And Caroline has no idea.

Damon

Keep it up, buddy. We'll be scraping you off the ceiling.

Connor

You two are going to kill me anyway.

Klaus

Well, let's not be too hasty. I feel like we're just getting to know each other.

Damon

Start with the basics. Where are you from? What do you know? Maybe even cue me in on this greater evil, because I fought this guy (jerks thumb in Klaus's direction) and there's nothing more evil than that.

Klaus

Yeah, truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Connor

I'm not telling you anything. You think that if you kill me it will be over? There's another waiting to take my place.

Damon

See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos--

Klaus

(Loses his smirk) What do you mean tattoos?

Damon

Don't bother, you can't see the damn thing.

Klaus

There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? (Connor attempts to stake Klaus) Nice try. But I'm faster than your average vampire. (Takes the stake from Connor and looks at the carving on it) You're one of The Five.

Damon

The what?

Connor

And I'm faster than your average hunter. (pulls the string attached to a bomb)

Connor

You saved me.

Klaus

Congratulations. You just became worth more to me alive than dead.

Connor

What...what did you mean when you said I was one of "The Five"?

Klaus

You don't know your own history. Well let's just say it's made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town.

Klaus

(after watching Rebekah attempt to give Matt a new truck) You're trying too hard.

Rebekah

Last I heard you were leaving town, forever.

Klaus

Well, I was. But, then I thought to myself, how can I when my sister, clearly so desperate for love and affection, is left here, bribing the help.

Rebekah

What do you want, Nik? Thought I was dead to you.

Klaus

Things change, Rebekah. I've stumbled upon something I think might be of interest to you.

Rebekah

Doubt that.

Klaus

No? Well, what if I told you the Brotherhood of the Five still existed?

Rebekah

(clearly shocked) What?

Klaus

You see. And like that, bygones. Come on, love. Work to do.

Rebekah

We don't have anything to do. There is no "we". I don't care about the Five. And I don't care about you.

Klaus

As you wish.