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Klaus Mikaelson quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Played by Joseph Morgan · 105 quotes · page 5 of 7

Klaus Mikaelson

Played by Joseph Morgan

The Vampire Diaries · 1,518 quotes

5th most-quoted character in The Vampire Diaries: in 105 of its 1,518 quotes
Most scenes with: Caroline Forbes (29), Stefan Salvatore (19), Damon Salvatore (15)

Scenes with Klaus Mikaelson 88

Klaus

Fine. You might actually be useful in getting Rebekah to cooperate. The Brotherhood of the Five was a group of highly skilled vampire hunters. We crossed paths with them in the 12th century Italy. (Flashback to 1114, voice over) My siblings and I had followed the Normans as they conquered the south. Eating, turning people as we went.

AAlexander

(one of the Five) These, demons live among you. Passing as human.

Klaus

(still a voice over) But with the bloodshed came exposure.

AAlexander

So witness with your own eyes... (opens a metal box to reveal a vampire, who walks into the sunlight and bursts into flames)

He's putting on quite a show.

Klaus

He's nothing. I could eat him for sport.

Still you should heed the warning. Between you here and Kol in the east, you have not been discrete. Stories of the original vampires is spreading.

Klaus

I welcome the infamy. But if you're worried about discretion, perhaps you should wrangle our sister. (pan to Rebekah, flirting with Alexander)

(back to modern day) So these hunters have been around for 900 years?

Klaus

Apparently. Although our friend in the other room (Conner) is the first I've seen since then. Kind of makes you wonder what they'd been up to all these years.

And Rebekah had a thing with one of them?

Klaus

Oh, she didn't just have a thing. She fell in love with him. He told her all his secrets, which I will gladly share with you, provided you do one thing for me.

And what's that?

Klaus

Get Rebekah over here. She's being stubborn and hateful. I-- I need to make peace with her. I want her to give me some very important information about the hunter that she won't do unless we've made up.

And what's in it for me?

Klaus

Just get her here and I'll tell you. Oh, and Stefan, trust me when I say this. That hunter in there holds the answers to all your prayers.

Klaus

Rebekah, Love. Eat your veggies.

I'm not eating until you apologize.

Klaus

For which indiscretion? There have been so many.

You broke my neck.

Klaus

You threw away Elena's blood so I can't make anymore hybrids.

Because you took me for granted!

Klaus

That's what big brothers do, sweetheart.

Can I just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now?

Klaus

You need to keep Damon in check.

Be a lot easier if I could tell him the truth.

Klaus

You trust Damon with the cure? I imagine he prefers Elena the way she is.

Nice try, Klaus, but I trust Damon a hell of a lot more than I trust you.

Klaus

And I trust no one. Which is why my sister is lying daggered in a box.

Klaus

Well, life’s full of ifs, Stefan. But let’s accentuate the positives, shall we? The hunter was one of five; we'll find another. It may take centuries, but we’ve got nothing but time, right?

You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed?

Klaus

Not you, if that's what you’re worried about. But I am concerned about your beloved. Have the hallucinations started yet?

(about the visions from killing a hunter) You went through this?

Klaus

Yes, I did. For fifty-two years, four months, and nine days. I was tormented, in my dreams, my every waking moment, relentless, never ending torture. It was the only period of my life when I actually felt time.

So, you knew that this would happen if Connor died? That's why you got involved. Did Stefan know too?

Klaus

All he knew was that the hunter had to be kept alive. You should have listened to him when he said he had it covered, love.

Klaus

I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow.

How about a quarter to never.

Klaus

I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.

Yes. A date, like to a movie, where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Klaus

Life use to be a lot easier. Don't you miss the days of being... "chair of the Mystic Falls beautification committee." And the "Director of the Policemen's Yearly Raffle"?

Is that my Miss Mystic application? Where did you get that?

Klaus

"When I am chosen, I intend to redefine excellence"... Now I'm really enjoying your use of "when" here. It's very confident.

Mm-hmm.

Klaus

"And above all, I promise to aspire, inspire and perspire." Obviously, we found a shortage of words ending in "spire."

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, you know.

Klaus

What is the point of my hybrids being sired to me if I can't maximize all the benefits of free labor?

CLCarol Lockwood

(looks at Klaus) His my son, he's all I have.

Klaus

(looking at Carol with a serious look) You're all he has, too.

(to Stefan) Silent treatment, huh? Is that your best shot? (to Klaus) He's still pissed at me for sleeping with Elena.

Klaus

Are you sure about that? Because I caught him trying to sneak out of Rebekah's bed this morning, which would suggest to me that he's moved on.

Klaus

Ah, yes, for the love of Elena. How is it that she manages to overlook every horrific thing you've ever done? Is it willful ignorance or perhaps something more pathological?

Some people are just more capable of forgiveness than others. Bet you score about a negative 500 in that realm.

Klaus

Come on. There must be a secret. It can't just be the sire bond. What is it? Compulsion? Manipulation? What is it you say to her?

I think this has something to do with a certain blond vampire. I think you murdered Carol Lockwood, and I think you're worried that Caroline's never going to forgive you.

Klaus

You've done worse.

Debatable. See, I don't mind being the bad guy, because somebody has to fill that role and get things done. You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick.

Klaus

Debatable.

If you're going to be bad, be bad with purpose. Otherwise you're just not worth forgiving.

Klaus

Well, if it isn't the happy homicidal maniac.

Do you know that your darling former blood bag and her brother are trying to kill me.

[Elena tries to pull out the stair post from her abdomen, but is unsuccessful. Elena presses her hand against the wall and pulls her body off the stair post. In the kitchen, Kol has strapped Jeremy's arms to the counter. As Jeremy struggles against his bonds, Kol pulls out a cleaver.]

[To Jeremy] Now, like I said, I don't fancy the Hunter's Curse, so I'm just gonna chop off your arm. But don't worry, I'll heal you right up with a bit of blood after. [Holds Jeremy's head against the counter] Sorry about the sting. Now, which arm is it? Is it left or right? I'll just chop off both to be safe.

[As Kol gets ready to use the cleaver to chop off Jeremy's arms, Elena vamp-speeds towards Kol, grabs his arm, and uses the cleaver he is holding to cut off one of her brother's bonds. Elena plunges the cleaver into Kol's chest. As Elena shoves Kol against the counter, Jeremy frees his other arm and runs over to the sink. He grabs the spray hose and uses it to spray vervain water at Kol while Elena moves out of the way. Kol starts screaming in pain. As Jeremy continues spraying vervain water at Kol, Elena pulls out the White Oak Stake from Kol's jacket.]

Jeremy, now! [Tosses her brother the White Oak Stake]

[Jeremy catches the White Oak Stake and plunges it into Kol's chest. As Kol starts screaming in pain, his body bursts into flames. As Kol continues screaming in pain, he staggers through the kitchen and falls down to the floor, dead. Jeremy watches Kol's body burn, then he and Elena turn to see Klaus standing at the open doorway, watching Kol's body burn.]

Klaus

[To Elena and Jeremy] What did you do?

[To Klaus] We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm.

Klaus

Lies. He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't have set a trap for him.

You said you were gonna put him down too.

Klaus

[Ferociously and savagely] I was gonna make him suffer ON MY TERMS! I'm gonna burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.

[To Klaus] You kill us, you'll never get to the cure. You'll never be able to make any more hybrids.

Klaus

You really think I care for an instant about my bloody hybrids? I want the cure so I can destroy it. I would've killed you all the second we dug it up, but now I'm just gonna watch you burn instead.

[Klaus screams in pain, falling to his knees. Bonnie appears and walks past him.]

[To Elena and Jeremy] Invite him in. [Elena and Jeremy just stare at her] Do it!

[Klaus gets up. Jeremy looks at Klaus, then at Elena, and then back at Klaus.]

[To Klaus] Come in.

[Bonnie magically pulls Klaus inside the house. Klaus falls forward.]

[To Elena and Jeremy] Living room! Go!

[Elena and Jeremy run through the living room and the kitchen. Klaus tries to follow them into the kitchen, but is stopped by a barrier Bonnie put up. Klaus starts pounding against the barrier repeatedly. As Klaus continues pounding against the barrier, Jeremy pulls out the White Oak Stake from Kol's chest and runs to the door along with his sister. Klaus tries to follow them, but Bonnie stands in front of him.]

Klaus

[To Bonnie] Witch. You can't do this to me.

You have no idea what I can do now.

Klaus

[To Elena, Bonnie, and Jeremy] I will hunt all of you to your END! DO YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU?!

[Elena, Bonnie, and Jeremy depart the house. Jeremy closes the door behind him. Klaus tries to run after them, but is stopped by the barrier.]

[Gilbert House: Klaus is staring at Kol's burnt corpse when Tyler enters through the front door.]

[To Klaus] [Snarky] Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.

Klaus

Only until Bonnie's spell locking me in here wears off. Then I'll look different. Angrier, perhaps. Or I won't look like anything, 'cause I'll have gouged your eyeballs from their sockets.

My friends will be back with the cure by then, so I could shove it down your throat and make you mortal.

Klaus

I'm an Original. What makes you think my entire vampire bloodline won't be cured along with me? I.e., you.

You know what I think? I think that's impossible. I think the moment you stop being a vampire, our whole blood connection to you is broken, and your sire-line ceases to exist. So whatever happens to you happens only to you, which means I can kill your ass and no one else has to die. Although I am still debating just how to do it.

Klaus

[Vamp-speeds in front of Tyler] I recommend drowning. There's nothing quite like the feeling of someone fighting for something as basic as human breath. And let me tell you, your mother was a fighter.

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