Easy, love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment.
You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid vampire sex. [Keeps making out with Tyler, but pulls away, realizing that the person she is making out with is not Tyler] Did you just call me "love"?
I don't know, love. Did I?
What the hell did you do to Tyler?
That's what I enjoy about you. So much more than a pretty face.
[Realizes that it is Klaus in Tyler's body] Oh, my god. You're Klaus! You're disgusting!
And you're a glorious kisser. (Caroline angrily punches him) Listen... I didn't have to risk exposure to come save you.
Oh, you do one semi-decent thing and now you're my hero? Ugh! I need to go sanitize my mouth.
Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim.
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