Connor quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Connor

Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe?

Damon

Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire.

Damon

Keep it up, buddy. We'll be scraping you off the ceiling.

Connor

You two are going to kill me anyway.

Klaus

Well, let's not be too hasty. I feel like we're just getting to know each other.

Damon

Start with the basics. Where are you from? What do you know? Maybe even cue me in on this greater evil, because I fought this guy (jerks thumb in Klaus's direction) and there's nothing more evil than that.

Klaus

Yeah, truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Connor

I'm not telling you anything. You think that if you kill me it will be over? There's another waiting to take my place.

Damon

See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos--

Klaus

(Loses his smirk) What do you mean tattoos?

Damon

Don't bother, you can't see the damn thing.

Klaus

There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? (Connor attempts to stake Klaus) Nice try. But I'm faster than your average vampire. (Takes the stake from Connor and looks at the carving on it) You're one of The Five.

Damon

The what?

Connor

And I'm faster than your average hunter. (pulls the string attached to a bomb)

Connor

You saved me.

Klaus

Congratulations. You just became worth more to me alive than dead.

Connor

What...what did you mean when you said I was one of "The Five"?

Klaus

You don't know your own history. Well let's just say it's made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town.

Alaric

So you get off on terrorizing innocent people?

Connor

And who might you be?

Alaric

I'm the guy responsible for the 18-year-old you just threatened.

Connor

Well, that 18-year-old snapped my neck with her bare hands.

Alaric

I'm also the guy who showed her how to do that.

Connor

Heh heh. That's ironic. You must not know a damn thing about fighting if you're trying to intimidate a dead guy packing C-4.

Alaric

This is my bar, pal. Nobody's gonna blow it up.