Haley quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Tyler

Haley?

Hey, Lockwolf.

Klaus

You're a new face.

And I take it from your accent, you're an old one. Klaus.

Klaus

My reputation precedes me. Hopefully not all bad.

A little bad. Mostly repulsive.

Klaus

So you're a friend of Tyler's. Strange he's never mentioned you.

Caroline

Ah, who are you?

Who the hell are you?

Caroline

Caroline.

Oh. You're Tyler's girl. Told me about you. I'm Haley.

Caroline

Well, Haley. That's pretty crazy, 'cause I haven't heard a thing about you.

Well, I've been staying here for a few days.

Caroline

Excuse me?

I needed a place to crash, Ty's a buddy, he was kind enough to offer.

Caroline

I know all of Ty's buddies and I haven't heard about you. So how about we cut out the crap?

Yeah. I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty. Excuse me.

Caroline

Oh, I apologize. Am I intruding?

Tyler

Caroline, it's not like that.

Caroline

I keep waiting for you to make up some dumb story so at least I can call you a liar. Is that now?

I'll let you two talk.

Caroline

Thank you. How big of you.

Tyler

You have to understand--

Caroline

You don't tell me what I have to do. I went through hell when I thought you died. I cried like an idiot and this whole time you've been keeping a secret from me about falling for some werewolf in the Appalachians.

Tyler

I never fell for her.

Caroline

Oh, please.

Tyler

Caroline, she saved my life. I almost died trying to break the sire bond. Haley was there for me, she helped me get through it. But nothing else happened.

Caroline

Then why would Klaus think that?

Tyler

Because I'd rather him think that then know the truth. There are other hybrids that need to be set free. Haley and I can help them. But if Klaus found out about what we're trying to do... he'd kill us all.

I can't believe that I won. I just want to thank the judges for seeing past the fact that I'm a raging bitch.

Tyler

You don't want to do that. Those girls will cut you. They have nails.

I have claws.