A car?! (London joins in) YAY!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(sad) Daddy's not coming home for Christmas?
You know what? Let's head down to that shelter and help the less fortunate. That always bucks up your spirits.
My spirits are fine. I just want to stay here and play with my toys. (starts backing up with her car)
FLFuture London
(hangs up) I have nobody. (crying)
(feels sad) That's awful. Am I really going to be that lonely mirror? (turns to sees the mirror isn't there) Mirror?
[playing as Brody] Here she comes now.
[steps on stage wearing a dress, a wig and speaks in falsetto voice] Hello my beloved.
[stares at Cody in shock] Cody? I knew this day would come but I didn't expect it so soon.
[as Hailey] Or so he thinks! For Paris is full of men and I plan on shaking my bon-bons for each and every one of them.
[as Hailey] Now's the part where you're supposed to kiss me.
...No. That is... not going to happen.
Well... you certainly were a lot happier when you were with her... and clearly less confused.
[To Cody] How could you hate me so much?
[Driving to Kettlecorn] Are we there yet?!
Still no, but, hey! Let's play a game to pass the time! Okay, uh, me first. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter-
CORN! (glares at Bailey)
Zack, you said you wanted to see me? Did you hear from Bailey?
No. She's gone for good.
[Seeing that they will be playing basketball against Dwight Howard] We're in trouble.
Okay guys, I know we can win this.
How?
I have no idea.
(singing) See, my name is Carol and I live in Carolina. My husband's name is Carl, and we all sell -
(interrupting) CORN! Enough with the corn. (menacingly) I hate corn!
[Being attacked by a corn-beetle] Get this bug got off of me!
Actually, London, it's gone.
Since when?!
Ten miles ago. I didn't want to tell you 'cause we were making such good time.
EEunice
(Shouting) Twister!!!
Twister? I love that game!
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