So, should I go for that drink with Dan?
Do you wanna go for a drink with him?
Annie, you've got to a third date. You've never managed that before.
No. You were right. Refusing to have sex straight away kept him keen.
Yea, you've got to hold back 'til at least the fourth, fifth date.
I did. Three times! He said I was very accomplished. But, you'll promise you'll keep this to yourself…
He wanted me to dress up as a police officer.
Oh yeah? The old black stockings?
Quite specifically, the officer in charge of the Fred West case.
Yeah… best off out of that.
So, Janet. Why am I only possibly going to get this promotion?
Well there's the interview to get through first.
Yes, but that's just a formality.
Ha. They're not going to give the job to Malcolm, are they?
Alchy-Malchy? Congratulations Barry! It's in the bag.
I think it was very brave of Malcolm to admit he's an alcoholic.
What choice did he have? He was sprawled over reception in a pool of his own vomit! With a traffic cone on his head. And he'd shat himself!
Honestly Barry? You're taking over from Martin?
Umm, well I thought I was. Now it just seems I've been hauled in to bump up the numbers.
Ahh, like Posh in the Spice Girls.
No, there's some cracking lady bosses about.
Well obviously I don't mean Sharon. Like Hitler in a trouser suit that one.
Hitler wore a trouser suit.
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