Barry, Janet and others in “Doo Di Dum Di Da”

So, Janet. Why am I only possibly going to get this promotion?

Well there's the interview to get through first.

Yes, but that's just a formality.

It certainly isn't!

Ha. They're not going to give the job to Malcolm, are they?

Alchy-Malchy? Congratulations Barry! It's in the bag.

I think it was very brave of Malcolm to admit he's an alcoholic.

What choice did he have? He was sprawled over reception in a pool of his own vomit! With a traffic cone on his head. And he'd shat himself!

Not just himself...