“I have nothing to offer you but my...” – Milhouse, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

I have nothing to offer you but my love.

I specifically said no geeks!

[dejected] But my mom says I'm cool...

Next!

Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!

Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.

[Singing] Clang, clang, clang went the trolley! Ring, ring, ring went the bell! Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings--

[Nelson runs onto the stage and cold cocks him. Martin collapses.]

Thank you. Give the bully an extra point.

[clears throat] I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours -

I don't know what 'phallocentric' means, but no girls!

[offstage, in a dress and wig] So much for Plan B.

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