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The Simpsons · Season 5

Smithers and Mr. Burns in “Burns' Heir”

SSmithers

I got a mink chamois, sir. I hope it-- [gasp] Oh, my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Aw! Why do the good always die so young?

Mr. Burns

[emerges, strangles Smithers] You almost killed me!

SSmithers

Please, sir... [places towel on Burns' shoulders] you'll catch..cold.

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