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The Simpsons · Season 5

Mr. Burns, Boy and others in “Burns' Heir”

[Bart smashes up Burns' residence in anger for not being chosen as the heir, smashing windows and decapitating statues]

Mr. Burns

Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence. He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat. [opens window] You there, boy! What day is this?

BBoy

[with an exaggerated Cockney accent] Today, sir? Why, it's Christmas Day!

Mr. Burns

I was talking to him. [points at Bart] You! What day is this?

Bart

Huh?

Mr. Burns

I'll tell you what day this is: today is the day you become my heir!

[Bart throws a rock which hits Smithers in the head]

Mr. Burns

Ooh, I like him a lot.

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