Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
Bart and Lisa (in unison): We're under six.
And I'm a college student. (chuckles)
(Marge comes in, upset)
Kids, I've got some bad news. Your great-aunt Gladys has...passed on.
Bart (running through his head who Great-Aunt Gladys is): Gladys...Gladys. About yea-high (puts his hand where his eyes are), blue hair, big dent in her forehead?
No, honey. Gladys looked more like your Aunt Patty.
Bart (stares blankly, then shudders): Ugh! Oh, yeah. There she is.
The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. Looks like we'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.
We understand.
No use complaining about something you can't change.
But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
Homer, quit pouting.
I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. (to himself): Stupid dead woman.
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