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The Simpsons · Season 4

Hans Moleman, Selma Bouvier and others in “Selma's Choice”

[reading an eye chart at the DMV and failing] R...Q...J...question mark...smiley face...

[cut to Selma stamping "VOID" on Hans' driver's license]

SBSelma Bouvier

Next! (double checks the license): Wait a minute. It says here you're single.

Hans Moleman (scared): Did I do wrong?

[cut to Selma and Hans at a fancy restaurant. Hans is trying to read the menu] Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman.

WWaitress

You're reading the wine list, sir.

Very good.

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