Selma, your date's over already?
Yeah. I was so depressed, I ate a jar of expired olives. (sighs): I guess I'll never have a baby.
Lisa (as she's watching a Duff Gardens commercial where Lance Murdock and a bunch of unnamed riders are being knocked back and forth on a large version of a Newton's cradle): Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination.
Homer (giggles): Boy, I don't know. You've got to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
(Marge whispers in Homer's ear what artificial insemination really is)
I knew that.
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