[after Bart gets rescued from The Barrel Roll. Selma is speaking with the security guard as Bart is trying to keep his eyes open]
Don't blame these kids. [groans]: It's not their fault. I think their father is missing a chromosome.
Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy, hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!
[cut to Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney -- who were previously arrested for being a roaming gang in the second Duff Gardens commercial -- driving down the road on three detached bumper cars that somehow are still functioning, laughing as they ride off into the sunset, past a sign that says "Leaving Duff Gardfns"]
[cut back to the security shack]
And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.
[cut to a robotics engineer trying to fix the George Washington robot from the Duff Hall of Presidents, which is now reduced to just his head, only to back away as it starts jabbering]
[a second security guard and a man in a white doctor's coat come in with a pale and jittery Lisa, clad in only a towel]
Security Guard [as Lisa's hollow eyes dart frantically and her skin color goes from white to pale yellow]: We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
Give her this...[gives Selma two pills]...and this...[gives her two more as Lisa is shivering]...and then these. [gives her an entire handful]
Thank you, doctor.
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
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