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The Simpsons · Season 29

“No Good Read Goes Unpunished” quotes from The Simpsons

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“No Good Read Goes Unpunished” · Season 29

In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1)

We're going to spend family time together without watching TV.

Mom is right - Americans watch way too much TV. How many hours? Let me Google that. [uses her iPhone and laughs] Instead of TV, I typed "TB"! Let me Google that!

[The family all start using their iPhones and consoles, to Marge's annoyance]

Turn off the devices, pronto!

"Pronto!" Odd word. Let me Google that.

Hey, I'm doing something educational.

Educational, my foot! I saw pixels.

It's Tunnelcraft. A simulated world, where you explore, mine resources, and work with friends to build replicas of real buildings.

Can you die in it?

Yes.

It's a video game!

[The Simpsons are in a book store]

[reading book title] "Man-Killing Snakes of the Amazon".

LOLibrary Owner

Sir! Never say "Amazon" in a book store!

Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do? [glances at a picture of Apu]

Some things will be dealt with at a later date.

If at all.

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