“The Serfsons” · Season 29
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Maggie Simpson (1), Grandpa (1)
[Marge cooks food for her family]
Aw, water soup again?
[Marge knocks out a three eyed crow and adds it to the soup]
Now, it's crow soup.
Ooh, I call an eye!
Me too!
Me three!
And Maggie gets the break.
[Marge plucks the beak out and gives it to Maggie]
Aaaeeey! Uh-Ah!
[Maggie uses the beak as a passy and sucks on it]
Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
[Homer pokes his father's spider web, looking for his mother-in-law's]
Son, is that you?
No.
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