[to Apu] That's exactly what I'm talking to you about. You're my uncle and I love you, but you're a stereotype, man. Take a penny, leave a penny. I'm Indian, I do yoga. Why don't you go back to the Temple of Doom, Dr. Jones!
“Much Apu About Something” · Season 27
In this episode: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (5), Jay Nahasapeemapetilon (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Mayor Quimby (1)
AApu
This stereotype will no longer be a troublesome potato in your spicy vindaloo!
I was kind of a douchewheel.
AApu
Even your way of apologizing offends me.
Bart, wait! I like the new you. Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers, look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see.
I see love.
Unconditional love.
Which means I can do whatever I want!
D'oh!
Springfield has more handicapped parking spots for fat guys than any other non-Chicago city.
AApu
[reads a Playdude magazine] Before I die, I would like to know just what is in these nudie magazines.
SSanjay
What is it, brother?
AApu
An interview with... Jim Gaffigan.
AApu
Quick & Fresh? Who spells "quick" with a "Q"?
Oh, Apu, it's good to see you doing so well. I know you can't turn your head, but you've got a great view. Oh! Are you okay?
Marge, he's got nine lives.
AApu
I am a Hindu, sir, not a cat. I have infinite lives during some of which I may be a cat. In those I do have nine.
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