“Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles” · Season 27
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Snake Jailbird (1)
[Lisa gets a message on her cellphone]
Oh my god! I just got invited to my first third grade party!
Are the parents gonna be home?
Yes.
Pft! Lame!!
Guys, I need to sharpen my mustaches. Which is better? A, [changes it to a downwards position] or B? [keeps changing it between upwards and downwards] A or B? A or B? A or B!? A or... B?
NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
What happened? Did jazz die?
[enters Homer and Marge's bedroom] Look at me!! [the camera turns around, revealing her face with acne]
Acne!? But she's only eight!
[worried] Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?
I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
[cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!
[thinking] Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!
Talk to me.
Yes. I need a milk refund!
Right. Um, address please? Wait, hold on. [grabs a knife and carves at a thief's forehead] "742 Nevergreen"…oh, Evergreen Terrace. Sorry, our system's a little slow!
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