NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
What happened? Did jazz die?
[enters Homer and Marge's bedroom] Look at me!! [the camera turns around, revealing her face with acne]
Acne!? But she's only eight!
[worried] Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?
I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
[cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!
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